Pigeon Job Interview.
You have no qualifications. You have excellent plumage.
APPROVED FOR EMPLOYMENT. MAYBE.YOUR 9:00 IS HEREJunior Associate · Bread & Butter, Inc.
YOUR RÉSUMÉ IS JUST A FOOTPRINT.
BREAD & BUTTER, INC.LET’S CIRCLE BACK.
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MARTIN PECKWELLHuman Resources. Emphasis on human.
THE PLEASANTRIESAh. You must be our 9 o’clock. Please, take a seat.
Or… perch. Whatever feels professional.
Professionalism 50%
Suspicion 20%
LUNCH STATUSUnattended. Tempting.
Choose your coos carefully. Click the sandwich recklessly.